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THE 'Hmm' - struggle is real >>>>

yoursumit07 said:
Haha, I tell "hmm" to every girl.....Coz I'm like (LORD KRISHNA)✨
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You dont have to scare of any other girls . Other girls will take 'hmmm' as, you want to end chat. @Illusion is a unique peice of zozo. She is very honest. And her words like Bhisma's pratigya. Once ,after her warning , you said 'hmmm' means you have "gandharv Vivah' with @Illusion at a moment. Wont allow any ifs or buts. Its final. She wont mind ceremony later on. She is very flexible girl. But, honestly speaking, let me tell you , I am going to use 'hmmm' everyday now onwards while chatting with her. But @Illusion is not that easy girl . You can try too. She wont accept even if after 'hmmm' you propose her. I dont think either you or me can be that lucky. :smoking::cool:
 
Illusion said:
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?

Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"
(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)

So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
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Haha! This is absolutely brilliant and so, so relatable!

Hilariously accurate! You've perfectly captured the existential dread those little 'hmm's create for overthinkers. And 'Hey, Marry Me!' is an iconic redefinition!
Your redefinition of 'hmm' is genius! This should be mandatory reading for all texters.
Awesome Intelligence ™​
 
Dom55 said:
You dont have to scare of any other girls . Other girls will take 'hmmm' as, you want to end chat. @Illusion is a unique peice of zozo. She is very honest. And her words like Bhisma's pratigya. Once ,after her warning , you said 'hmmm' means you have "gandharv Vivah' with @Illusion at a moment. Wont allow any ifs or buts. Its final. She wont mind ceremony later on. She is very flexible girl. But, honestly speaking, let me tell you , I am going to use 'hmmm' everyday now onwards while chatting with her. But @Illusion is not that easy girl . You can try too. She wont accept even if after 'hmmm' you propose her. I dont think either you or me can be that lucky. :smoking::cool:
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Haha, that was such a legendary take on the mighty ‘hmmm’ — turning it into a whole Gandharv Vivah declaration!
But you're right about one thing — @Illusion truly is one of a kind. Honest, bold, and full of surprises.:tso::cool1:
 
Dom55 said:
You dont have to scare of any other girls . Other girls will take 'hmmm' as, you want to end chat. @Illusion is a unique peice of zozo. She is very honest. And her words like Bhisma's pratigya. Once ,after her warning , you said 'hmmm' means you have "gandharv Vivah' with @Illusion at a moment. Wont allow any ifs or buts. Its final. She wont mind ceremony later on. She is very flexible girl. But, honestly speaking, let me tell you , I am going to use 'hmmm' everyday now onwards while chatting with her. But @Illusion is not that easy girl . You can try too. She wont accept even if after 'hmmm' you propose her. I dont think either you or me can be that lucky. :smoking::cool:
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Ayoooo for me hmmm is continuation ....
 
MysticNova said:
OMG I never knew “hmm” had so much power! Now I feel like every time I type it, someone might start planning a wedding..From now on, I’m only saying “hmm” with a disclaimer: “This hmm is purely for thinking purposes. Not a proposal. Kindly ignore if allergic to overthinking. Also, RIP to “umm” and “mhm” — may their confusing souls rest in peace .!
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Rest in chaos+_+
 
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