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THE 'Hmm' - struggle is real >>>>

Illusion

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Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)

So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!


 
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)


So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
Hmmmm.... :Cwl:
 
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)


So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
Hmmmmm :Drunk:
 
Hmm...

I only use the 'hmm' phrase when my brain has decided to trip and I lose thought or track of what I was saying, or when my brain is struggling to process something that's been said or that I've seen.

But I like your thinking, if you say 'hmm' now means 'hey, marry me' maybe I'll have to start saying it a whole lot more :rofl1:
 
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)


So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
Hmmmmmm:think:
 
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)


So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
Okay okay, calm down Sherlock of overthinking!️‍♂️

I promise you, next time I say "hmm", I’ll include a footnote, a mood board, and a signed affidavit stating exactly what I meant!

But seriously, your declaration is noted. From now on:

Hmm = Hey, Marry Me!

So if I drop a "hmm" accidentally, don't call a priest or wedding planner just yet

And if you catch me saying "hmm" again, just reply with:
“I accept. When’s the wedding?”

Let’s keep everyone on their toes. :giggle:
 
Okay okay, calm down Sherlock of overthinking!️‍♂️

I promise you, next time I say "hmm", I’ll include a footnote, a mood board, and a signed affidavit stating exactly what I meant!

But seriously, your declaration is noted. From now on:

Hmm = Hey, Marry Me!

So if I drop a "hmm" accidentally, don't call a priest or wedding planner just yet

And if you catch me saying "hmm" again, just reply with:
“I accept. When’s the wedding?”

Let’s keep everyone on their toes. :giggle:
Waiting for administrators to organise a zozo marriage ceremony
 
Hmm...

I only use the 'hmm' phrase when my brain has decided to trip and I lose thought or track of what I was saying, or when my brain is struggling to process something that's been said or that I've seen.

But I like your thinking, if you say 'hmm' now means 'hey, marry me' maybe I'll have to start saying it a whole lot more :rofl1:
Lemme look for a priest asap:p
 
I always take hmm as declaration of war against my personal beliefs!!!

Like i don't care if people type some eehh ahhh errrr aghhh ( i mean second hand moans are fine too!) or whatever
even some good to bad curse words with icing of bullshit everything is fine except this hmm...
Cz it all ends with hmm!!!!
 
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)


So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
You can say "hurr" and "huss" Or "hatt" to those people in reply :Laugh1:
 
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)


So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
OMG I never knew “hmm” had so much power! Now I feel like every time I type it, someone might start planning a wedding..From now on, I’m only saying “hmm” with a disclaimer: “This hmm is purely for thinking purposes. Not a proposal. Kindly ignore if allergic to overthinking. Also, RIP to “umm” and “mhm” — may their confusing souls rest in peace .!
 
I always take hmm as declaration of war against my personal beliefs!!!

Like i don't care if people type some eehh ahhh errrr aghhh ( i mean second hand moans are fine too!) or whatever
even some good to bad curse words with icing of bullshit everything is fine except this hmm...
Cz it all ends with hmm!!!!
Doesnt matter what 'hmmm' means to you . If you chat with @Illusion , use it with your own risk . @Illusion has already warned everybody.:cool:
 
Hey all you 'hmm'-ers out there, beware!!

What do you guys want haa????Stop torturing me with your ambiguous little word 'Hmm' everytime! I mean It's like, hello! I'm over here trying to have a conversation, and all I get is... _cricket sounds_ -_-

Like seriously every time someone says 'hmm', I'm like:

- Should I respond or just stare awkwardly in silence?

- Are they inviting further conversation or just trying to escape?

- IS THIS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?! Is he find me boring!!? That's why he just used 'hmm' as a 'Full-stop'...?


Man I'm already an overthinker so please stop messing with my fragile little mind, okay? I don't want to end up in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth, muttering "hmm" to myself.


Oh, I forgot to mention that 'umm' and 'mhm' are also part of the equation... Now, I'm wondering, are you guys moaning in agreement or is 'mhm' and 'umm' are 'hmm's long-lost relative?"

(Umm:- The equally confusing cousin
Mhm:-the moany, groany relative)


So, here's the deal. From now on, I'm redefining 'hmm' to mean... 'Hey, Marry Me!' Now use it at your own risk!!
Smartass. I know your trick . You want to know , how many are interested to marry you, so you can have "swayamvar' and select one from all grooms. ..... hmmmm:tso::hearteyes:
 
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