Marsh
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food... no atmosphere.
Because they don't have the guts.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food... no atmosphere.
good ones