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My Useless habits

Homelander

Homelander

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Just a gentle reminder that my most practiced skills include:

Opening the fridge every 5 minutes like a plot twist will magically appear

Staring at the wall and mentally rewriting arguments I never had

Charging my phone to 100 percent then not leaving the bed

Adding stuff to my to do list just to feel accomplished when I cross off “make to do list”

Pretending I’m about to change my life at 2 am then waking up and snoozing my dreams

Watching productivity videos while aggressively doing nothing

Saving workout routines I’ll never try and recipes I’ll never cook

Reading motivational quotes like it’s the fuel I need to continue my career as a highly functional couch ornament


Honestly if laziness was an Olympic sport I’d still procrastinate signing up
 
Homelander said:
Just a gentle reminder that my most practiced skills include:

Opening the fridge every 5 minutes like a plot twist will magically appear

Staring at the wall and mentally rewriting arguments I never had

Charging my phone to 100 percent then not leaving the bed

Adding stuff to my to do list just to feel accomplished when I cross off “make to do list”

Pretending I’m about to change my life at 2 am then waking up and snoozing my dreams

Watching productivity videos while aggressively doing nothing

Saving workout routines I’ll never try and recipes I’ll never cook

Reading motivational quotes like it’s the fuel I need to continue my career as a highly functional couch ornament


Honestly if laziness was an Olympic sport I’d still procrastinate signing up
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Who's leaking my informations:map::eek:
 
Homelander said:
Just a gentle reminder that my most practiced skills include:

Opening the fridge every 5 minutes like a plot twist will magically appear

Staring at the wall and mentally rewriting arguments I never had

Charging my phone to 100 percent then not leaving the bed

Adding stuff to my to do list just to feel accomplished when I cross off “make to do list”

Pretending I’m about to change my life at 2 am then waking up and snoozing my dreams

Watching productivity videos while aggressively doing nothing

Saving workout routines I’ll never try and recipes I’ll never cook

Reading motivational quotes like it’s the fuel I need to continue my career as a highly functional couch ornament


Honestly if laziness was an Olympic sport I’d still procrastinate signing up
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:Cwl: i will participate in that Olympic sport of laziness and will win the prize money
 
Homelander said:
Just a gentle reminder that my most practiced skills include:

Opening the fridge every 5 minutes like a plot twist will magically appear

Staring at the wall and mentally rewriting arguments I never had

Charging my phone to 100 percent then not leaving the bed

Adding stuff to my to do list just to feel accomplished when I cross off “make to do list”

Pretending I’m about to change my life at 2 am then waking up and snoozing my dreams

Watching productivity videos while aggressively doing nothing

Saving workout routines I’ll never try and recipes I’ll never cook

Reading motivational quotes like it’s the fuel I need to continue my career as a highly functional couch ornament


Honestly if laziness was an Olympic sport I’d still procrastinate signing up
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Exactly me :fingercross:
 
Homelander said:
Just a gentle reminder that my most practiced skills include:

Opening the fridge every 5 minutes like a plot twist will magically appear

Staring at the wall and mentally rewriting arguments I never had

Charging my phone to 100 percent then not leaving the bed

Adding stuff to my to do list just to feel accomplished when I cross off “make to do list”

Pretending I’m about to change my life at 2 am then waking up and snoozing my dreams

Watching productivity videos while aggressively doing nothing

Saving workout routines I’ll never try and recipes I’ll never cook

Reading motivational quotes like it’s the fuel I need to continue my career as a highly functional couch ornament


Honestly if laziness was an Olympic sport I’d still procrastinate signing up
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I feel ashamed, I just came to know that not just one but many jewels hidden here in zozo. :smoking::cool:
 
Homelander said:
Just a gentle reminder that my most practiced skills include:

Opening the fridge every 5 minutes like a plot twist will magically appear

Staring at the wall and mentally rewriting arguments I never had

Charging my phone to 100 percent then not leaving the bed

Adding stuff to my to do list just to feel accomplished when I cross off “make to do list”

Pretending I’m about to change my life at 2 am then waking up and snoozing my dreams

Watching productivity videos while aggressively doing nothing

Saving workout routines I’ll never try and recipes I’ll never cook

Reading motivational quotes like it’s the fuel I need to continue my career as a highly functional couch ornament


Honestly if laziness was an Olympic sport I’d still procrastinate signing up
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The line about saving workout routines and recipes you'll never try is especially funny. And the bit about motivational quotes fueling your couch ornament career? Genius!

You're a master of procrastination humor!
*A_AICS
 
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