Life With A Glitchy Brain

[Asmita2]

(1) " My brain starts every day with 100% battery, then someone says, "Can we talk?" and suddenly I'm running on 2% with 37 tabs open, one playing mysterious background music, and no idea where it's coming from

(2) I confidently walk into a room, completely forget why I'm there, stand around looking suspicious, then leave, only to remember what I needed the second I sit back down,
(Every Single Time) ‍

 

[Aaradhyaaa]

A brain with its own sense of humor

 

[Asmita2]

A brain with its own sense of humor

My brain writes jokes while I'm trying to be serious

 

[The_LionHeart❤️]

(1) " My brain starts every day with 100% battery, then someone says, "Can we talk?" and suddenly I'm running on 2% with 37 tabs open, one playing mysterious background music, and no idea where it's coming from

(2) I confidently walk into a room, completely forget why I'm there, stand around looking suspicious, then leave, only to remember what I needed the second I sit back down,
(Every Single Time) ‍

Same here! My brain deserves a software update.

 

[Asmita2]

Same! Mine keeps crashing without any error message

Same here! My brain deserves a software update.

 

[Rasputin_M]

(1) " My brain starts every day with 100% battery, then someone says, "Can we talk?" and suddenly I'm running on 2% with 37 tabs open, one playing mysterious background music, and no idea where it's coming from

(2) I confidently walk into a room, completely forget why I'm there, stand around looking suspicious, then leave, only to remember what I needed the second I sit back down,
(Every Single Time) ‍

Hello and good evening Ms. . Try to go less on digital media. Also don't check your phone first thing in the morning. Rub your hands together and place them on your eyes. On a medical note get your vitamin levels checked along with homocysteine and cortisol levels. God bless!!!. Salud!!

 

[Anshhi]

(1) " My brain starts every day with 100% battery, then someone says, "Can we talk?" and suddenly I'm running on 2% with 37 tabs open, one playing mysterious background music, and no idea where it's coming from

(2) I confidently walk into a room, completely forget why I'm there, stand around looking suspicious, then leave, only to remember what I needed the second I sit back down,
(Every Single Time) ‍

And that mysterious background music? That’s definitely the James Bond theme music..

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