Happy National Girlfriend’s Day ...From a Man Who Has No Girlfriend
Happy National Girlfriend’s Day to all the girlfriends out there…
and especially to the girl who is almost my girlfriend.
I’d love to celebrate properly, but first we need to discuss the terms and conditions.
You get my attention.
I get your attitude.
You steal my hoodies.
I steal your heart.
You say, “I’m not jealous.”
I pretend to believe you.
I may have a little reputation for flirting with everyone, but relax…
I’m an equal opportunity flirt.
Still, if you’re reading this and thinking,
“Is he talking about me?”
Maybe.
Or maybe I’m just keeping all my options open.
That’s what makes me dangerous.
So, to my future girlfriend:
Happy National Girlfriend’s Day.
I don’t know who you are yet,
but hurry up…
I’m getting tired of flirting with the wrong ones.
Find me soon,
Marcello
Happy National Girlfriend’s Day to all the girlfriends out there…
and especially to the girl who is almost my girlfriend.
I’d love to celebrate properly, but first we need to discuss the terms and conditions.
You get my attention.
I get your attitude.
You steal my hoodies.
I steal your heart.
You say, “I’m not jealous.”
I pretend to believe you.
I may have a little reputation for flirting with everyone, but relax…
I’m an equal opportunity flirt.
Still, if you’re reading this and thinking,
“Is he talking about me?”
Maybe.
Or maybe I’m just keeping all my options open.
That’s what makes me dangerous.
So, to my future girlfriend:
Happy National Girlfriend’s Day.
I don’t know who you are yet,
but hurry up…
I’m getting tired of flirting with the wrong ones.
Find me soon,
Marcello
