DAY 7
TASK 1
SofaSoft Pvt. Ltd.
PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER
TASK 1
SofaSoft Pvt. Ltd.
PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER
Scene: Two socks on a table...
One looks like it irons itself every Morning
(The Interviewer)
The other looks like it escaped the laundry basket
(The Candidate)
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Welcome... Please introduce urself..
Candidate Sock (Ms. Cotton Maria):
I’m Ms. Cotton Maria. . Half cotton, half attitude… and 100% tired of people losing me in the washing machine
Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Hmm… ur resume says “Specialist in lying around doing nothing” Care to explain?!
Ms. Cotton Maria
Sir, that’s not laziness...
That’s sofa testing in advance...
I was born ready for this job.. u think these
wrinkles are accidental?
Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Very well... Why do u think YOU DESERVE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER ??
Ms. Cotton Maria :
Because I understand sofa life better than anyone..
People sit, sleep, spill food, cry, eat, fight… sometimes all in one evening..
I’ve handled worse, I lived with sweaty feet..
Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Fair point.. Now, we require someone who can measure softness, bounce, and durability with precision...
Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, with the kind of people who sit on sofas these days, if the sofa survives them, ANYONE can survive.. I just have to lie there and judge quietly...
Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
What about multitasking???
u may need to locate lost remotes, coins, and sometimes people’s dignity too...
Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve been under sofas so many years.. I’ve seen things...like Remotes, chips, receipts, one unmatched earring…I even found a man’s ego down there...Very dusty n yuakkkk
Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Okay… wow that incredible..
Last question..
how do u handle pressure?!
Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve survived tight shoes, wet floors, and being dragged through life by people with zero coordination...
PRESSURE????
OH PLEASE....
I AM THE QUEEN OF PRESSURE
Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
…sigh...
Fine... Against my better judgment…
YOU ARE HIRED...
Ms. Cotton Maria:
Thank u, sir.. I will start work immediately…
After a quick nap on the sofa...
For some quality testing
WELCOME TO SOFA SOFT PVT. LTD MS COTTON MARIA
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