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Ghosted So Hard He Died

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Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.


Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.
:makeup:
 
Some people avoid accountability at all costs, but faking your own death is on a completely different level.
But ig you didn't tried to make drama at mall, you are strong to hold the Strom inside yourself, more power to you gurll
 
Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.


Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.
:makeup:
I Don't know how people convince themselves out of guilt .... Have to learn from them... Hope it's useful against them....
 
Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.


Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.
:makeup:
WTF, bro :holiday: That's hilarious.
But let's give him the benefit of the doubt that he might be under pressure from his family.
 
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Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.


Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.
:makeup:
Good save. Imagine living with such people
 
Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.


Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.
:makeup:
Hello and good evening Ms. . I really did not know how to react to your post. As in with a like or a laugh cause it's sad on one end yet it's comical. Kindly don't mind it. But as they say....... Good riddance to bad rubbish. I am sure someone better, someone more worthy of you will come in your life. I like Ms. @Hazell reply. How was the afterlife hahahahahahaa. As I always say, tension lene ka nahin bhiddu, tension dene kaa bole to mast rehne ka Hahhaahahahaa. Quoting Jackie Dada. God bless!!!!. Cheers!!!
 
Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.


Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.
:makeup:
Bruhhhh

Just… BRUHHHH. I genuinely don’t know whether you should laugh, cry, call the police, or send this man a “Congratulations on your resurrection” card.
:hitthewall:

Imagine wanting to ghost someone so badly that you don’t just disappear—you get your mother to announce your death, skip your own funeral, and then casually respawn at the shopping mall with a wife and baby like a deleted character who got re-added in Season 5.
:Drunk:

“Sorry for your loss.”
“Actually, never mind. He’s at Tesco.”
o_O
 
Some people avoid accountability at all costs, but faking your own death is on a completely different level.
But ig you didn't tried to make drama at mall, you are strong to hold the Strom inside yourself, more power to you gurll
Thank you. Peace over creating a scene.
 
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Hello and good evening Ms. . I really did not know how to react to your post. As in with a like or a laugh cause it's sad on one end yet it's comical. Kindly don't mind it. But as they say....... Good riddance to bad rubbish. I am sure someone better, someone more worthy of you will come in your life. I like Ms. @Hazell reply. How was the afterlife hahahahahahaa. As I always say, tension lene ka nahin bhiddu, tension dene kaa bole to mast rehne ka Hahhaahahahaa. Quoting Jackie Dada. God bless!!!!. Cheers!!!
Hahaha thank you! I guess the afterlife had a surprise reunion waiting. Anyway, no tension just lessons, growth, and good vibes. Peace ❤️
 
Bruhhhh

Just… BRUHHHH. I genuinely don’t know whether you should laugh, cry, call the police, or send this man a “Congratulations on your resurrection” card.
:hitthewall:

Imagine wanting to ghost someone so badly that you don’t just disappear—you get your mother to announce your death, skip your own funeral, and then casually respawn at the shopping mall with a wife and baby like a deleted character who got re-added in Season 5.
:Drunk:

“Sorry for your loss.”
“Actually, never mind. He’s at Tesco.”
o_O
Ikr babyieee:Cwl:

Honestly, even a movie writer would say ‘too dramatic’. But life happens… just laughing and moving forward.
 
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