Bunny Boy
Newbie
Every chat room has that one senior person.
Not just a senior…
A Love Guru + Flirting Coach + Sexting Advisor all in one.
Whenever someone new joins the room, the guru suddenly appears.
"Don’t get attached here.”
“Don’t fall in love in chat.”
“This place is only for fun.”
“People here are dangerous"
Listening to them you feel like:
“Wow… this person must have seen everything in the chat world.”
If someone says they like a girl here, the guru immediately says:
“Bro… don’t trust too fast.”
If someone starts flirting, the guru whispers:
"Careful… she talks to everyone.”
If someone enjoys chatting late night, the guru says:
“Late-night chats lead to sexting… be careful.”
But the funny part starts later.
If that same girl talks to someone else…
Suddenly the guru becomes very serious.
“Why are you chatting with him?”
“He’s not a good guy.”
“He only wants flirting.”
And if she keeps chatting…
The guru becomes full jealous mode.
Meanwhile in private chat the same guru sends messages like:
“Hi… ASL?”
“You seem interesting.”
“Are you alone tonight?”
“Do you like late-night conversations?”
Public chat lo:
“Don’t fall in love here.”
Private chat lo:
“Do you believe in chemistry between two strangers?”
So the same person who warns everyone about love, flirting, and sexting…
Somehow becomes the most active person in private chats.
Chat rooms are strange places.
Public chat lo people become philosophers of love.
Private chat lo suddenly everyone becomes romantic experts.
So honest question…
Have you ever seen a Love Guru like this?
Someone who says:
“Don’t fall in love here.”
But secretly becomes the biggest flirt in the room?
If yes…
Tag that chat room Love Guru / Sexting Expert senior here (just for fun).
Not just a senior…
A Love Guru + Flirting Coach + Sexting Advisor all in one.
Whenever someone new joins the room, the guru suddenly appears.
"Don’t get attached here.”
“Don’t fall in love in chat.”
“This place is only for fun.”
“People here are dangerous"
Listening to them you feel like:
“Wow… this person must have seen everything in the chat world.”
If someone says they like a girl here, the guru immediately says:
“Bro… don’t trust too fast.”
If someone starts flirting, the guru whispers:
"Careful… she talks to everyone.”
If someone enjoys chatting late night, the guru says:
“Late-night chats lead to sexting… be careful.”
But the funny part starts later.
If that same girl talks to someone else…
Suddenly the guru becomes very serious.
“Why are you chatting with him?”
“He’s not a good guy.”
“He only wants flirting.”
And if she keeps chatting…
The guru becomes full jealous mode.
Meanwhile in private chat the same guru sends messages like:
“Hi… ASL?”
“You seem interesting.”
“Are you alone tonight?”
“Do you like late-night conversations?”
Public chat lo:
“Don’t fall in love here.”
Private chat lo:
“Do you believe in chemistry between two strangers?”
So the same person who warns everyone about love, flirting, and sexting…
Somehow becomes the most active person in private chats.
Chat rooms are strange places.
Public chat lo people become philosophers of love.
Private chat lo suddenly everyone becomes romantic experts.
So honest question…
Have you ever seen a Love Guru like this?
Someone who says:
“Don’t fall in love here.”
But secretly becomes the biggest flirt in the room?
If yes…
Tag that chat room Love Guru / Sexting Expert senior here (just for fun).
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