Welcome, ladies! If your current love life is a mix of ghosting and 'talking' to your plants, you’ve come to the right place. And to the gentlemen who have curiously wandered in—pull up a chair! You’re essentially the 'test subjects' for today’s experiment, so feel free to take notes on what not to do.
Today, we’re retiring the 'single and ready to mingle' lifestyle (because let's be real, mingling is exhausting) and opening the Boyfriend Assembly Line. We’re talking about a step-by-step DIY guide to constructing a partner who actually replies to texts and doesn't think 'chilling' is a valid date night. Grab a snack, leave your standards high, and let’s see if we can manifest something better than a 'Good Morning' text from a guy with a kitty cat in his profile picture!"
So for today I'm ur one & only guide, who's gonna show you the easiest way to make a Bf. Yes, a DIY tutorial (don't mind if your guide is single herself hehe . Coach never plays yk ).
So without wasting anymore time let's get started ~
Step one: Ask him if he eats breakfast or not.
If he says no then gurllll that's a big deal.....if he says "yeah coffee" then my dear you're his second priority dw
but but but......if he says yes..aghh then what else are you thinking??? He's Approved (≧▽≦)
Step two: check if he's human or not
if it's a yes..... then congrats you've successfully sacrificed ur heart on a Bot-_-........... But if he says yes thennnn
Now let's move on to the next step.
Step three: Check his intelligence.
If he answers it correctly then it's a cherry on top kinda moment hehe (shhh don't tell anyone that your guide is secretly into nerdy man: )
Step four: Now finally ask him the ultimate strength question.
If he's strong enough then congrats babygirl now you've the access to ur personal bodyguard aka your lovely Boyfi
Step Five : THE PROPOSAL.
If he says no!!! Then dw kiss him nd claim him as yours*wink* but if he peacefully agrees THEN THANK ME YOU GURL then you can move on to ur lovey dovey dating era.
So so so...... Finally we've came to the end of this tutorial. Hope you guys love my explanation. If you find it helpful then don't be shy nd send me lots of gifts in this Christmas I won't mind at all hehe.(If you guys want "how to make him regret" tutorial do let me know)
Today, we’re retiring the 'single and ready to mingle' lifestyle (because let's be real, mingling is exhausting) and opening the Boyfriend Assembly Line. We’re talking about a step-by-step DIY guide to constructing a partner who actually replies to texts and doesn't think 'chilling' is a valid date night. Grab a snack, leave your standards high, and let’s see if we can manifest something better than a 'Good Morning' text from a guy with a kitty cat in his profile picture!"
So for today I'm ur one & only guide, who's gonna show you the easiest way to make a Bf. Yes, a DIY tutorial (don't mind if your guide is single herself hehe . Coach never plays yk ).
So without wasting anymore time let's get started ~
Step one: Ask him if he eats breakfast or not.
If he says no then gurllll that's a big deal.....if he says "yeah coffee" then my dear you're his second priority dw
but but but......if he says yes..aghh then what else are you thinking??? He's Approved (≧▽≦)Step two: check if he's human or not
if it's a yes..... then congrats you've successfully sacrificed ur heart on a Bot-_-........... But if he says yes thennnn
Now let's move on to the next step.
Step three: Check his intelligence.
If he answers it correctly then it's a cherry on top kinda moment hehe (shhh don't tell anyone that your guide is secretly into nerdy man: )
Step four: Now finally ask him the ultimate strength question.
If he's strong enough then congrats babygirl now you've the access to ur personal bodyguard aka your lovely Boyfi
Step Five : THE PROPOSAL.
If he says no!!! Then dw kiss him nd claim him as yours*wink* but if he peacefully agrees THEN THANK ME YOU GURL then you can move on to ur lovey dovey dating era.
So so so...... Finally we've came to the end of this tutorial. Hope you guys love my explanation. If you find it helpful then don't be shy nd send me lots of gifts in this Christmas
I won't mind at all hehe.(If you guys want "how to make him regret" tutorial do let me know)
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your words are always wise.
(goshh so much work pending!!!) 
bout' regret tutorial haha I gotta think more.....
