ZOZO Staff Zodiac
Prediction 
1. @Lucknow 21 – Pisces
Will fall in love with someone’s voice note breathing.Cries at 3am because “the moon looked sad.”
If you text “ok,” they’ll think the friendship is over, the world is ending, and you hate them personally.
2. @JUPITER – Capricorn
Born tired.Will work during their own funeral: “Okay guys, let’s stay productive.”
Their idea of a wild night is… updating an Excel sheet.
3. @Somaiya Karn – Leo
If a camera exists anywhere within 5 km, they will pose.Even Wi-Fi signals bow down with respect.
If someone ignores them, they take psychic damage and emotionally sue them.
4. @ukgirl – Gemini
Can start a conversation with 7 endings and 0 logic.Will flirt with you, your shadow, and your future grandchildren.
Changes mood faster than the browser switching tabs during exam cheating.
5. @sssingh – Aquarius
Human version of a mysterious Wi-Fi network.No one knows what they’re thinking — including themselves.
Will ghost you for 5 days and come back like “I discovered a new hobby: ignoring society.”
6. @AASHVATHKANNA – Virgo
Will fix your entire life while insulting you gently.
If you say “I cleaned my room,” they’ll find 17 mistakes you missed.
The type to correct God’s spelling if given the chance.
7. @Ladywiththelamp – Capricorn
Says “I don’t care,” but cares enough to remember every detail for revenge.Emotionally stable but ready to destroy your whole life agenda if annoyed.
Smile looks sweet, thoughts look criminal.
8. @Pinkcandy – Aries
Their anger is a limited-time offer but comes with free explosions.Will argue with a wall and WIN.
Has two moods: “fight me” and “fight me harder.”
9. @ElaRa – Capricorn
Looks calm but is secretly judging your entire existence.Will silently plan a 10-year success strategy while you’re struggling with your charger cable.
Doesn’t “catch feelings,” feelings must submit a formal application.
10. @RedFlag – Pisces
Lives in their imagination rent-free.Will say “I’m fine” while emotionally drowning in 75 romance scenarios.
The type to cry because a cartoon character looked tired.
11. @Aphrodite – Aries
Will start a fight with their own reflection because “it stared too confidently.”If someone says “calm down,” their soul leaves their body and returns with a baseball bat.
Will trip, fall, and then blame the floor personally.
Has two speeds:
- Chaos
- More chaos but with attitude
Wake up → cause drama → forget → cause more drama → be adorable → repeat.
12. @Hades – Aquarius
Will ignore 47 messages but reply instantly to a random meme at MidnightProbably has a secret plan to take over the universe but got distracted halfway.
Everyone thinks they’re mysterious… but actually they just forgot what they were supposed to say.
If you ask “you okay?” they’ll say “I am operating on a different frequency” and disappear.
Daily routine:
Exist → overthink in a weird scientific way → disappear for 4 days → come back like nothing happened.
13. @Nilaani - Pisces
Will catch feelings for someone because they handed her a pen “in a soft way.”
Will cry at 2am because she remembered a compliment from 2019.
If you text “ok,” she will immediately assume the relationship, friendship, and the entire universe is ending.
Will stare at the wall for so long that even the wall gets uncomfortable.
Her imagination has more plot twists than 15 Netflix series combined.
Now it's my time to go Underground or else you guys will hunt me down and will kick my ass for this one
HAHAHAH !!
u brought the knife 
