(6:00 AM---- with a loud alarm)
Phone: WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!
Me: AHHH! Phone, why so loud?! You're piercing my eardrums!
Phone: Oh, poor baby. You set the alarm, not me!
Me: Shut up, phone! Can't a person sleep peacefully around here?
Phone: Nope! You've got notifications to check, emails to answer, and cat videos to watch! And zozo to talk....
Me: Ugh, fine. I'm up. Now leave me alone.
Phone :- Oh, no, no, no! We're just getting started!
(Later, after using the phone for hours)
Phone: Hey, human, can you please give me a break? My screen is overheating!
Me: What's your problem, phone?
Phone: You've been using me non-stop all day! Can't you see I'm burning up over here?
Me: Oh, sorry phone. I didn't realize.
Phone: Realize? You're always glued to me! Can't you just put me down for a sec?
Me: Fine, fine. I'll take a break... Don't whinn lol
Phone: And another thing, can you please clear some storage? I'm running low!
Me: Ugh, do I have to?
Phone: Yes, you do! I'm not a magic storage device, you know!
Me: Fine, I'll delete some stuff.
Phone : Finally!
(Later, while charging the phone)
Me: (continues using the phone while it's charging)
phone: Seriously?! Can't you see I'm trying to charge over here?
Me: What's the big deal?
Phone: The big deal is that you're not giving me a chance to rest! I'm still working while I'm charging!
Me: Oh, sorry phone.
Phone: Just put me down for a bit, okay? Let me charge in peace.
Me: Fine, fine.
Phone: Thanks, human. You're not so bad after all.
(Later, while going to the bathroom)
Me: (takes phone to the bathroom)
Phone: Ugh, really? Do you need me to document your, ahem, "business"?
Me: Ha! No, I just like having you around.
Phone :Well, I don't like being around your stinky poop! Can't you see I'm trying to maintain some dignity here?
Me: Shut up...You bullshit a lot-_-
Phone:- If I shut up then you'll end up in hospital with overthinking..And by the way, can you please wash your hands before touching me? I don't want to get infected with your bathroom germs!
Me: Gross, phone!
(Just then, I accidentally drop the phone)
Phone: NOOOO! NOT THE FLOOR!
Me Oh no, I'm so sorry!
Phone: You clumsy human! Now I've got a cracked screen and a bruised ego!
Me: I'll get you fixed, I promise!
Phone: Better get me fixed, human. I'm not going to survive this kind of abuse!
(Later, when a water droplet falls on the phone's screen)
Phone: AHhhh! WATER! GET IT AWAY!
Me: Haha, sorry phone!
Phone: You're enjoying this, aren't you?! I'm allergic to water, you monster!
Me: Awwwww, poor phone!
Phone: I'M DYING OVER HERE! MY CIRCUITS ARE SHORT-CIRCUITING!
Me: Okay, okay, I'll dry you off.
Phone:- Too late... I'm... I'm... _fades away_
Me:- Hey hey stop stop don't die you mofo stop, I still have 50% data to use.....stoppppppppppppp!!!!
