Okay, real talk who decided being an adult was something to look forward to?
Because so far, it’s just bills, emails I keep forgetting to reply to, random back pain, and Googling “how do taxes work” at 2am. Dinner was cereal. I got genuinely excited about a sale on sponges. SPONGES.
And why does everything break at once? My charger died, my sink’s leaking, and honestly… so is my motivation.
If there’s a refund policy for adulthood, please let me know. Or just send snacks. That works too.
Because so far, it’s just bills, emails I keep forgetting to reply to, random back pain, and Googling “how do taxes work” at 2am. Dinner was cereal. I got genuinely excited about a sale on sponges. SPONGES.
And why does everything break at once? My charger died, my sink’s leaking, and honestly… so is my motivation.
If there’s a refund policy for adulthood, please let me know. Or just send snacks. That works too.