The art of creating embarrassing moment.
Nothing much needed to create this recipe.
Just a brain with overly dramatic skills.
And it's so easy.
You think you're writing an art
A little bit intense, a clever piece
A masterpiece. Which will burst the brain of readers
And people will write your name with Shakespeare
And then you share it
Because why not?
And then you see their face.
Ohhh that look
Ehhh wait what happened
Why it looks like you have just slapped them
Shuffling on your feet, tripping twice
Grabbing aka snatching your papers
Ehhh! suddenly why you're a villian
Ohhh! why you hearing dramatic bells everywhere
Oh your clever words now seeming like weapons
Ohhh no
Alas!
Now what
Start with an awkward chuckle
Or shrieking loudly to startle all
Sweat sweat sweat!!!
Ahmmm clearing throat!
Wishing for some hole under feet
Or at least some wifi to be strong enough to swallow you
Like it was swallowing all those climax scene with it's weak signal
Or maybe some invisible Ctrl + X to extract all from thier brain
Or a simple Delete.
But hey congratulations!!!
You have definitely mastered the art
The moment
Sealed and secured in history
Literary and poetic
Accidentally offensive
Irreversibly all yours!
(yessss just like that, let's cry silently together now... Cheers! )
Nothing much needed to create this recipe.
Just a brain with overly dramatic skills.
And it's so easy.
You think you're writing an art
A little bit intense, a clever piece
A masterpiece. Which will burst the brain of readers
And people will write your name with Shakespeare
And then you share it
Because why not?
And then you see their face.
Ohhh that look
Ehhh wait what happened
Why it looks like you have just slapped them
Shuffling on your feet, tripping twice
Grabbing aka snatching your papers
Ehhh! suddenly why you're a villian
Ohhh! why you hearing dramatic bells everywhere
Oh your clever words now seeming like weapons
Ohhh no
Alas!
Now what
Start with an awkward chuckle
Or shrieking loudly to startle all
Sweat sweat sweat!!!
Ahmmm clearing throat!
Wishing for some hole under feet
Or at least some wifi to be strong enough to swallow you
Like it was swallowing all those climax scene with it's weak signal
Or maybe some invisible Ctrl + X to extract all from thier brain
Or a simple Delete.
But hey congratulations!!!
You have definitely mastered the art
The moment
Sealed and secured in history
Literary and poetic
Accidentally offensive
Irreversibly all yours!
(yessss just like that, let's cry silently together now... Cheers! )
