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Self troll

mysteriouzz

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:Cwl:Illu baby tell me what you're made of? I want to know this....how can you feel horns when you're regretting something?
Well here is the recipe for a hot mess (aka me):-
1) 1 bucket of confidence (which I'll use to convince myself I can cook, spoiler alert: I'll set off the fire alarm)

2)
1 tablespoon of self-love (which I'll use to justify eating an entire pizza by myself... again)

3)
20 buckets of jealousy (because of mah stalker mode)

4)
40 buckets of laziness (because adulting is hard, and my bed is really comfy)

5)
Infinite supply of overthinking (because what's a good night's sleep when you can ly awake worrying about that one thing you said 5 years ago?)

6)
Million buckets of flirting (which I'll use to awkwardly hit on the every boy here)

7)
10,000 buckets of anger (which I'll reserve for when my internet connection is slow, or when someone eats the last slice of pizza)

8)
A whole watertank of , "Shameless"..

Yield: One hot mess express, aka me. Warning---> may cause eye-rolling, face-palming, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding... or am I?)
 
Well here is the recipe for a hot mess (aka me):-
1) 1 bucket of confidence (which I'll use to convince myself I can cook, spoiler alert: I'll set off the fire alarm)

2) 1 tablespoon of self-love (which I'll use to justify eating an entire pizza by myself... again)

3) 20 buckets of jealousy (because of mah stalker mode)

4) 40 buckets of laziness (because adulting is hard, and my bed is really comfy)

5) Infinite supply of overthinking (because what's a good night's sleep when you can ly awake worrying about that one thing you said 5 years ago?)

6) Million buckets of flirting (which I'll use to awkwardly hit on the every boy here)

7) 10,000 buckets of anger (which I'll reserve for when my internet connection is slow, or when someone eats the last slice of pizza)

8) A whole watertank of , "Shameless"..

Yield: One hot mess express, aka me. Warning---> may cause eye-rolling, face-palming, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding... or am I?)
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