Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 5

[Nemo]

Previous Episode​

Trust Issues

Come on little fur balls, come to daddy! *the hooman say softly, coaxing*

Cat 1: "NOT in this life time buddy!"

Hey come on now, don't give me that look

Cat 2: "Oh you best believe we're giving you that look!"

Hey, hey every thing is ok, you can trust me, come on please

Cat 1: "hahahaaa" *coughs up hair ball* "You said we could trust you and you took us to the vets to get stabbed"
Cat 2: "Yeah now I don't feel weird like I'm supposed too"
Cat 1: *Looks at cat 2* What do you mean feel weird like your supposed to?"
Cat 2: "You know... when we see that boy we like..."
Cat 1: "oh.... yeah... I've no idea what your talking about *licks paws*
Cat 2: "You know... when we feel all hot and fuzzy... like we could dance all night!
Cat 1: "We are cats, we are superior, we don't dance..." *it clicks* "Oh... Oooooh.... Yeahhhh"
Cat 2: "Yeah now she gets it..." *rolls eyes at cat 2*

Starts a fight with each other, prompting human to clap loudly to stop them

Cat 1: "Hey hooman, we want a boyfriend!"

Yeah... nopes not happening... nu-uh... not in my life time, definitely not... no way...

Cat 2 looks at Cat 1: "Not in his life time he says..." *licks paw and looks at hooman evilly....* "Well, that could be arranged"

No, n-no... don't you dare knock the pan off... I'm warning you!! *Cat 1 knocks the pan off* Oh for fuck sake!!

 

[Solara]

 

[Dom55]

Previous Episode​

Trust Issues

Come on little fur balls, come to daddy! *the hooman say softly, coaxing*

Cat 1: "NOT in this life time buddy!"

Hey come on now, don't give me that look

Cat 2: "Oh you best believe we're giving you that look!"

Hey, hey every thing is ok, you can trust me, come on please

Cat 1: "hahahaaa" *coughs up hair ball* "You said we could trust you and you took us to the vets to get stabbed"
Cat 2: "Yeah now I don't feel weird like I'm supposed too"
Cat 1: *Looks at cat 2* What do you mean feel weird like your supposed to?"
Cat 2: "You know... when we see that boy we like..."
Cat 1: "oh.... yeah... I've no idea what your talking about *licks paws*
Cat 2: "You know... when we feel all hot and fuzzy... like we could dance all night!
Cat 1: "We are cats, we are superior, we don't dance..." *it clicks* "Oh... Oooooh.... Yeahhhh"
Cat 2: "Yeah now she gets it..." *rolls eyes at cat 2*

Starts a fight with each other, prompting human to clap loudly to stop them

Cat 1: "Hey hooman, we want a boyfriend!"

Yeah... nopes not happening... nu-uh... not in my life time, definitely not... no way...

Cat 2 looks at Cat 1: "Not in his life time he says..." *licks paw and looks at hooman evilly....* "Well, that could be arranged"

No, n-no... don't you dare knock the pan off... I'm warning you!! *Cat 1 knocks the pan off* Oh for fuck sake!!

Hahahaha .. all naughtiness gathered at one place. Its not everyone's cup of tea to handles these ladies. Not for me at all . But funny . Enjoyed it. Ty @Solara for letting me know beautiful write up by @Nemo But that doesnt mean you would stop writing about hooman.

 

[Nemo]

Hahahaha .. all naughtiness gathered at one place. Its not everyone's cup of tea to handles these ladies. Not for me at all . But funny . Enjoyed it. Ty @Solara for letting me know beautiful write up by @Nemo But that doesnt mean you would stop writing about hooman.

Solara will still write these chronicles, I just asked if I could steal this chronicle to write something of my own lol

 

[De.whisky]

Previous Episode​

Trust Issues

Come on little fur balls, come to daddy! *the hooman say softly, coaxing*

Cat 1: "NOT in this life time buddy!"

Hey come on now, don't give me that look

Cat 2: "Oh you best believe we're giving you that look!"

Hey, hey every thing is ok, you can trust me, come on please

Cat 1: "hahahaaa" *coughs up hair ball* "You said we could trust you and you took us to the vets to get stabbed"
Cat 2: "Yeah now I don't feel weird like I'm supposed too"
Cat 1: *Looks at cat 2* What do you mean feel weird like your supposed to?"
Cat 2: "You know... when we see that boy we like..."
Cat 1: "oh.... yeah... I've no idea what your talking about *licks paws*
Cat 2: "You know... when we feel all hot and fuzzy... like we could dance all night!
Cat 1: "We are cats, we are superior, we don't dance..." *it clicks* "Oh... Oooooh.... Yeahhhh"
Cat 2: "Yeah now she gets it..." *rolls eyes at cat 2*

Starts a fight with each other, prompting human to clap loudly to stop them

Cat 1: "Hey hooman, we want a boyfriend!"

Yeah... nopes not happening... nu-uh... not in my life time, definitely not... no way...

Cat 2 looks at Cat 1: "Not in his life time he says..." *licks paw and looks at hooman evilly....* "Well, that could be arranged"

No, n-no... don't you dare knock the pan off... I'm warning you!! *Cat 1 knocks the pan off* Oh for fuck sake!!

Cat 1 (smirking): "Oopsie-daisy, my paw slipped... must be all that trust in the air."

Cat 2: "Should’ve gone with goldfish, huh? They don’t hold grudges or sabotage your cookware."

You (sarcastically): "Fantastic. Next time I’ll just adopt two tiny tornadoes with a vendetta."

Cat 1: "You brought this on yourself, stabby hands."

You: "Note to self: never trust anything with toe beans and a memory like an elephant."

 

[Solara]

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