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Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 2

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THE GREAT SOCK HEIST

[Scene opens: I walk into the room, and my dog is proudly sitting on the couch with one of my socks in her mouth.]

Me: "Ma’am… is that my sock in your royal mouth?"

She (tail wagging, totally unbothered): "It was lonely. I rescued it. You’re welcome."

Me: "You do realize I now have a whole collection of single socks because of you?"

She: "Again. You’re welcome. Who needs boring sock pairs when you can have a treasure hunt every morning?"

She (dramatic sigh): "You’re lucky you’re cute."

She (jumps into my lap):
"I know. And you’re lucky I picked you to love forever."

Me (melting): "Okay fine. You win. Wanna go steal the other sock now?"

She: "Already ahead of you. Check behind the couch.”

Me: "Ugh ! You lady !!!!!"

[End scene with she licking my face, our cuddly hugs and a trail of mismatched socks.]

 
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Solara said:

[Scene opens: I walk into the room, and my dog is proudly sitting on the couch with one of my socks in her mouth.]

Me: "Ma’am… is that my sock in your royal mouth?"

She (tail wagging, totally unbothered): "It was lonely. I rescued it. You’re welcome."

Me: "You do realize I now have a whole collection of single socks because of you?"

She: "Again. You’re welcome. Who needs boring sock pairs when you can have a treasure hunt every morning?"

She (dramatic sigh): "You’re lucky you’re cute."

She (jumps into my lap):
"I know. And you’re lucky I picked you to love forever."

Me (melting): "Okay fine. You win. Wanna go steal the other sock now?"

She: "Already ahead of you. Check behind the couch.”

Me: "Ugh ! You lady !!!!!"

[End scene with she licking my face, our cuddly hugs and a trail of mismatched socks.]
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:clapping::rofl1:amazing. Sends your brain to Oxford for research. How come you get such ideas n thoughts. Enjoyed reading very much . Keep going. Keep making our day. :cool:
 
Solara said:

[Scene opens: I walk into the room, and my dog is proudly sitting on the couch with one of my socks in her mouth.]

Me: "Ma’am… is that my sock in your royal mouth?"

She (tail wagging, totally unbothered): "It was lonely. I rescued it. You’re welcome."

Me: "You do realize I now have a whole collection of single socks because of you?"

She: "Again. You’re welcome. Who needs boring sock pairs when you can have a treasure hunt every morning?"

She (dramatic sigh): "You’re lucky you’re cute."

She (jumps into my lap):
"I know. And you’re lucky I picked you to love forever."

Me (melting): "Okay fine. You win. Wanna go steal the other sock now?"

She: "Already ahead of you. Check behind the couch.”

Me: "Ugh ! You lady !!!!!"

[End scene with she licking my face, our cuddly hugs and a trail of mismatched socks.]
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This is something very new and interesting!!! Yeah we do love pets but most of the time we don't bother to think that what our pet would say if they could talk!! You're ideas are awesome ❤
 
Solara said:

[Scene opens: I walk into the room, and my dog is proudly sitting on the couch with one of my socks in her mouth.]

Me: "Ma’am… is that my sock in your royal mouth?"

She (tail wagging, totally unbothered): "It was lonely. I rescued it. You’re welcome."

Me: "You do realize I now have a whole collection of single socks because of you?"

She: "Again. You’re welcome. Who needs boring sock pairs when you can have a treasure hunt every morning?"

She (dramatic sigh): "You’re lucky you’re cute."

She (jumps into my lap):
"I know. And you’re lucky I picked you to love forever."

Me (melting): "Okay fine. You win. Wanna go steal the other sock now?"

She: "Already ahead of you. Check behind the couch.”

Me: "Ugh ! You lady !!!!!"

[End scene with she licking my face, our cuddly hugs and a trail of mismatched socks.]
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Sock-ing incident...hahaha. What a loyal rescuer...awwllleee! *lick * *lick*
 
Solara said:


THE GREAT SOCK HEIST

[Scene opens: I walk into the room, and my dog is proudly sitting on the couch with one of my socks in her mouth.]

Me: "Ma’am… is that my sock in your royal mouth?"

She (tail wagging, totally unbothered): "It was lonely. I rescued it. You’re welcome."

Me: "You do realize I now have a whole collection of single socks because of you?"

She: "Again. You’re welcome. Who needs boring sock pairs when you can have a treasure hunt every morning?"

She (dramatic sigh): "You’re lucky you’re cute."

She (jumps into my lap):
"I know. And you’re lucky I picked you to love forever."

Me (melting): "Okay fine. You win. Wanna go steal the other sock now?"

She: "Already ahead of you. Check behind the couch.”

Me: "Ugh ! You lady !!!!!"

[End scene with she licking my face, our cuddly hugs and a trail of mismatched socks.]
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Haha, this is so cute! Dogs and their little sock adventures — they always know how to steal both socks and hearts.
 

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