My stupid thing

[miamor]

I think I was in 6th class when we were living in a rented independent house. No neighbors around just one lonely school behind us. It was like living in the middle of a jungle, my father like to stay peaceful soo we stay little far to village..

One day, my dad had to go out of town for five days. Since we were surrounded by nothing but air and ghosts (maybe), he called my grandma and said, “Go stay with them… just in case.”

So, my warrior granny arrived loaded with mangoes from my village (we had mango trees there, of course). Mom made chicken for dinner because warrior granny came , we all ate like kings. Granny had both—mangoes AND chicken. A deadly combo, apparently.

Next morning BOOM! Granny started running to the bathroom like it was an Olympic race. Motions started, and didn’t stop. Mom tried everything ORS, buttermilk, etc.. nothing worked.

Then, the emergency button was pressed we have landline. Mom called Dad. After a quick download of the situation, Dad said, give the phone to teja (means me).I took the phone like a soldier answering a call from headquarters.

Dad said, Arey chinna go to the medical shop and ask for motion tablets. Get them and give to Granny Don’t worry.”

Now I was ready. I got on my bicycle like a superhero on a mission Operation Granny Rescue had begun!

I reached the medical shop, chest out, full of confidence.
“Uncle, can you give me motion tablets please?” I asked like a pro.

Uncle: “How many?”
Me: “How much are they?”
Uncle: “One rupee each.”
Me: “Give me four!”

I gave him 4 rupees, and i have one rupee left… of course, I bought an orange candy. Priorities, right?

I zoomed back home like a mini ambulance. Gave the tablets to Granny and wait for it..I told her, “Uncle said take two tablets.” (He never said that. I made it up because I thought two would work faster. Genius, right?)

Then me and my sister sat peacefully and shared the candy, thinking I have done a great

BUT NOoooooo...

Plot twist. Granny’s motions doubled TRIPLE SPEED..
Guess what?

The tablets I got… were to start motions.. Not to stop them. ( I imagined what my future is and I asked to take extra tablet too )
Medical shop Uncle misunderstood me completely. I said exactly what Dad told me, but he assumed Granny was constipated!

Eventually, she had to get saline

And when my dad came back…

Kicked More than i imagine

But seriously...it’s not my fault I exactly said what my Father told ! It was the world that betrayed me! Im a innocent decent kid

 

[Illusion]

I think I was in 6th class when we were living in a rented independent house. No neighbors around just one lonely school behind us. It was like living in the middle of a jungle, my father like to stay peaceful soo we stay little far to village..

One day, my dad had to go out of town for five days. Since we were surrounded by nothing but air and ghosts (maybe), he called my grandma and said, “Go stay with them… just in case.”

So, my warrior granny arrived loaded with mangoes from my village (we had mango trees there, of course). Mom made chicken for dinner because warrior granny came , we all ate like kings. Granny had both—mangoes AND chicken. A deadly combo, apparently.

Next morning BOOM! Granny started running to the bathroom like it was an Olympic race. Motions started, and didn’t stop. Mom tried everything ORS, buttermilk, etc.. nothing worked.

Then, the emergency button was pressed we have landline. Mom called Dad. After a quick download of the situation, Dad said, give the phone to teja (means me).I took the phone like a soldier answering a call from headquarters.

Dad said, Arey chinna go to the medical shop and ask for motion tablets. Get them and give to Granny Don’t worry.”

Now I was ready. I got on my bicycle like a superhero on a mission Operation Granny Rescue had begun!

I reached the medical shop, chest out, full of confidence.
“Uncle, can you give me motion tablets please?” I asked like a pro.

Uncle: “How many?”
Me: “How much are they?”
Uncle: “One rupee each.”
Me: “Give me four!”

I gave him 4 rupees, and i have one rupee left… of course, I bought an orange candy. Priorities, right?View attachment 326304

I zoomed back home like a mini ambulance. Gave the tablets to Granny and wait for it..I told her, “Uncle said take two tablets.” (He never said that. I made it up because I thought two would work faster. Genius, right?)

Then me and my sister sat peacefully and shared the candy, thinking I have done a great

BUT NOoooooo...

Plot twist. Granny’s motions doubled TRIPLE SPEED..
Guess what?

The tablets I got… were to start motions.. Not to stop them. ( I imagined what my future is and I asked to take extra tablet too )
Medical shop Uncle misunderstood me completely. I said exactly what Dad told me, but he assumed Granny was constipated!

Eventually, she had to get saline

And when my dad came back…

Kicked More than i imagine

But seriously...it’s not my fault I exactly said what my Father told ! It was the world that betrayed me! Im a innocent decent kid

I'm on the floor rn..

 

[TheOG]

I think I was in 6th class when we were living in a rented independent house. No neighbors around just one lonely school behind us. It was like living in the middle of a jungle, my father like to stay peaceful soo we stay little far to village..

One day, my dad had to go out of town for five days. Since we were surrounded by nothing but air and ghosts (maybe), he called my grandma and said, “Go stay with them… just in case.”

So, my warrior granny arrived loaded with mangoes from my village (we had mango trees there, of course). Mom made chicken for dinner because warrior granny came , we all ate like kings. Granny had both—mangoes AND chicken. A deadly combo, apparently.

Next morning BOOM! Granny started running to the bathroom like it was an Olympic race. Motions started, and didn’t stop. Mom tried everything ORS, buttermilk, etc.. nothing worked.

Then, the emergency button was pressed we have landline. Mom called Dad. After a quick download of the situation, Dad said, give the phone to teja (means me).I took the phone like a soldier answering a call from headquarters.

Dad said, Arey chinna go to the medical shop and ask for motion tablets. Get them and give to Granny Don’t worry.”

Now I was ready. I got on my bicycle like a superhero on a mission Operation Granny Rescue had begun!

I reached the medical shop, chest out, full of confidence.
“Uncle, can you give me motion tablets please?” I asked like a pro.

Uncle: “How many?”
Me: “How much are they?”
Uncle: “One rupee each.”
Me: “Give me four!”

I gave him 4 rupees, and i have one rupee left… of course, I bought an orange candy. Priorities, right?View attachment 326304

I zoomed back home like a mini ambulance. Gave the tablets to Granny and wait for it..I told her, “Uncle said take two tablets.” (He never said that. I made it up because I thought two would work faster. Genius, right?)

Then me and my sister sat peacefully and shared the candy, thinking I have done a great

BUT NOoooooo...

Plot twist. Granny’s motions doubled TRIPLE SPEED..
Guess what?

The tablets I got… were to start motions.. Not to stop them. ( I imagined what my future is and I asked to take extra tablet too )
Medical shop Uncle misunderstood me completely. I said exactly what Dad told me, but he assumed Granny was constipated!

Eventually, she had to get saline

And when my dad came back…

Kicked More than i imagine

But seriously...it’s not my fault I exactly said what my Father told ! It was the world that betrayed me! Im a innocent decent kid

It's completely a beginner mistake

 

[Homelander]

LoL

 

[Anshhi]

I think I was in 6th class when we were living in a rented independent house. No neighbors around just one lonely school behind us. It was like living in the middle of a jungle, my father like to stay peaceful soo we stay little far to village..

One day, my dad had to go out of town for five days. Since we were surrounded by nothing but air and ghosts (maybe), he called my grandma and said, “Go stay with them… just in case.”

So, my warrior granny arrived loaded with mangoes from my village (we had mango trees there, of course). Mom made chicken for dinner because warrior granny came , we all ate like kings. Granny had both—mangoes AND chicken. A deadly combo, apparently.

Next morning BOOM! Granny started running to the bathroom like it was an Olympic race. Motions started, and didn’t stop. Mom tried everything ORS, buttermilk, etc.. nothing worked.

Then, the emergency button was pressed we have landline. Mom called Dad. After a quick download of the situation, Dad said, give the phone to teja (means me).I took the phone like a soldier answering a call from headquarters.

Dad said, Arey chinna go to the medical shop and ask for motion tablets. Get them and give to Granny Don’t worry.”

Now I was ready. I got on my bicycle like a superhero on a mission Operation Granny Rescue had begun!

I reached the medical shop, chest out, full of confidence.
“Uncle, can you give me motion tablets please?” I asked like a pro.

Uncle: “How many?”
Me: “How much are they?”
Uncle: “One rupee each.”
Me: “Give me four!”

I gave him 4 rupees, and i have one rupee left… of course, I bought an orange candy. Priorities, right?View attachment 326304

I zoomed back home like a mini ambulance. Gave the tablets to Granny and wait for it..I told her, “Uncle said take two tablets.” (He never said that. I made it up because I thought two would work faster. Genius, right?)

Then me and my sister sat peacefully and shared the candy, thinking I have done a great

BUT NOoooooo...

Plot twist. Granny’s motions doubled TRIPLE SPEED..
Guess what?

The tablets I got… were to start motions.. Not to stop them. ( I imagined what my future is and I asked to take extra tablet too )
Medical shop Uncle misunderstood me completely. I said exactly what Dad told me, but he assumed Granny was constipated!

Eventually, she had to get saline

And when my dad came back…

Kicked More than i imagine

But seriously...it’s not my fault I exactly said what my Father told ! It was the world that betrayed me! Im a innocent decent kid

This is hilarious!
You've got a knack for storytelling. The situation with your granny and the motion tablets is a comedy of errors. You were just trying to help, and things spiralled out of control in the most unexpected way. The part where you bought an orange candy with your remaining rupee is the cherry on top. And the plot twist? Genius! The medical shop uncle's misunderstanding led to a series of events that'll be remembered for a lifetime.

You're an innocent decent kid, indeed!
*A_AICS

 

[Illusion]

I think I was in 6th class when we were living in a rented independent house. No neighbors around just one lonely school behind us. It was like living in the middle of a jungle, my father like to stay peaceful soo we stay little far to village..

One day, my dad had to go out of town for five days. Since we were surrounded by nothing but air and ghosts (maybe), he called my grandma and said, “Go stay with them… just in case.”

So, my warrior granny arrived loaded with mangoes from my village (we had mango trees there, of course). Mom made chicken for dinner because warrior granny came , we all ate like kings. Granny had both—mangoes AND chicken. A deadly combo, apparently.

Next morning BOOM! Granny started running to the bathroom like it was an Olympic race. Motions started, and didn’t stop. Mom tried everything ORS, buttermilk, etc.. nothing worked.

Then, the emergency button was pressed we have landline. Mom called Dad. After a quick download of the situation, Dad said, give the phone to teja (means me).I took the phone like a soldier answering a call from headquarters.

Dad said, Arey chinna go to the medical shop and ask for motion tablets. Get them and give to Granny Don’t worry.”

Now I was ready. I got on my bicycle like a superhero on a mission Operation Granny Rescue had begun!

I reached the medical shop, chest out, full of confidence.
“Uncle, can you give me motion tablets please?” I asked like a pro.

Uncle: “How many?”
Me: “How much are they?”
Uncle: “One rupee each.”
Me: “Give me four!”

I gave him 4 rupees, and i have one rupee left… of course, I bought an orange candy. Priorities, right?View attachment 326304

I zoomed back home like a mini ambulance. Gave the tablets to Granny and wait for it..I told her, “Uncle said take two tablets.” (He never said that. I made it up because I thought two would work faster. Genius, right?)

Then me and my sister sat peacefully and shared the candy, thinking I have done a great

BUT NOoooooo...

Plot twist. Granny’s motions doubled TRIPLE SPEED..
Guess what?

The tablets I got… were to start motions.. Not to stop them. ( I imagined what my future is and I asked to take extra tablet too )
Medical shop Uncle misunderstood me completely. I said exactly what Dad told me, but he assumed Granny was constipated!

Eventually, she had to get saline

And when my dad came back…

Kicked More than i imagine

But seriously...it’s not my fault I exactly said what my Father told ! It was the world that betrayed me! Im a innocent decent kid

It's just remind me of something I have done on 10th standard... Actually my family members are pretty strict, they don' know anything except study... So i was a pretty naive and idiot type girl... Who is far away from social... They don't even let me touch phone... So one day me and my friends and some senior were playing truth and dare... And someone asked me "what's my body count"? And trust me this word was new to me... But i was feeling too embarrassed to ask as I'm a self conscious girl... So i took some time and thought it may be something like they're asking how many moles are there in my body... And I said 9 ... And everyone was looking at me like they' hv watch a ghost... I was busy to make them believe that yes I have 9 mole... Then one of my friend said she was close to me... You're single for ever then how on earth your bodycount is 9... I was confused... And ask how does my mole related to me having bf or not... And everyone burst into laughter holding thr tummy... And i was like please god please just give a super power and make me vanish

 

[Ananya4u4ever]

I think I was in 6th class when we were living in a rented independent house. No neighbors around just one lonely school behind us. It was like living in the middle of a jungle, my father like to stay peaceful soo we stay little far to village..

One day, my dad had to go out of town for five days. Since we were surrounded by nothing but air and ghosts (maybe), he called my grandma and said, “Go stay with them… just in case.”

So, my warrior granny arrived loaded with mangoes from my village (we had mango trees there, of course). Mom made chicken for dinner because warrior granny came , we all ate like kings. Granny had both—mangoes AND chicken. A deadly combo, apparently.

Next morning BOOM! Granny started running to the bathroom like it was an Olympic race. Motions started, and didn’t stop. Mom tried everything ORS, buttermilk, etc.. nothing worked.

Then, the emergency button was pressed we have landline. Mom called Dad. After a quick download of the situation, Dad said, give the phone to teja (means me).I took the phone like a soldier answering a call from headquarters.

Dad said, Arey chinna go to the medical shop and ask for motion tablets. Get them and give to Granny Don’t worry.”

Now I was ready. I got on my bicycle like a superhero on a mission Operation Granny Rescue had begun!

I reached the medical shop, chest out, full of confidence.
“Uncle, can you give me motion tablets please?” I asked like a pro.

Uncle: “How many?”
Me: “How much are they?”
Uncle: “One rupee each.”
Me: “Give me four!”

I gave him 4 rupees, and i have one rupee left… of course, I bought an orange candy. Priorities, right?View attachment 326304

I zoomed back home like a mini ambulance. Gave the tablets to Granny and wait for it..I told her, “Uncle said take two tablets.” (He never said that. I made it up because I thought two would work faster. Genius, right?)

Then me and my sister sat peacefully and shared the candy, thinking I have done a great

BUT NOoooooo...

Plot twist. Granny’s motions doubled TRIPLE SPEED..
Guess what?

The tablets I got… were to start motions.. Not to stop them. ( I imagined what my future is and I asked to take extra tablet too )
Medical shop Uncle misunderstood me completely. I said exactly what Dad told me, but he assumed Granny was constipated!

Eventually, she had to get saline

And when my dad came back…

Kicked More than i imagine

But seriously...it’s not my fault I exactly said what my Father told ! It was the world that betrayed me! Im a innocent decent kid

you are such a great honour for your parents