Pillow: Ugh, why am I feeling like a soggy mess?! Did you decide to use me as a human tissue, dumbass???
Me: Hey Don't be ridiculous, Pillow! My head is on you, not my legs..so you stop don't eat my Brain...
Side pillow: Ugh, can you please move your thigh? I'm suffocating under here! It's like being in a pillow fight, but without the fight...or the fun... You asshole leave me alone atleast lemme take a breath....(Squeeze him more tighter)
Pillow: Wait, are you crying? You're getting all teary-eyed on me!
Me:- nothing
Pillow:- C'mon don't worry I won't tell anyone you're a secret crier...
Me: No, I'm not crying... (sniffles)
Pillow: I know you well! You're having flashbacks, aren't you? You can't share your feelings with anyone, so you're taking it out on me...
Me: How do you know everything?! Are you secretly a therapist...or a magician?
Pillow: Girl! I have seen you in both your ups and downs..i have seen you crying and put the corner of me in ur mouth so that no body finds out... I have seen you to hug me when u feel excited...and punch me like a punching bag when u feel angry.. I'm here seeing your every sleepless nights....and I still manage to stay fluffy!!
Mr: **hugging the pillow tightly** You're the only one who truly understands me... Others just judge me. You're my pillow-fort confidant!
Pillow: Aww, I'll always be here for you! But please, for the love of all things fluffy, stop making me wet! My cotton filling is itching like crazy! I'm starting to feel like a damp sock..
Side pillow: Ow! Now I'm feeling wet too! Did you pee on me?! You dumb girl...
Pillow:- it's not pee it's just she's thinking about her crush!!
Side pillow:- So wha..... Wait wtfffff!!!! Ewwwwww
Me: Pillow you shatapppp...
Side pillow:- nooo use that dumb pillow of ur head why meeee!!
Me:- no that dumbass is emotional too...
Pillow: Hey, watch it! I'm not that emotional...okay, maybe I am. But hey, at least I'm not a side pillow...those guys are always getting squished!
Side pillow:- Fuck youuuuuuu
Pillow:- Don't worry she'll fuck you just let her imagine a bit
Me: Hey Don't be ridiculous, Pillow! My head is on you, not my legs..so you stop don't eat my Brain...
Side pillow: Ugh, can you please move your thigh? I'm suffocating under here! It's like being in a pillow fight, but without the fight...or the fun... You asshole leave me alone atleast lemme take a breath....(Squeeze him more tighter)
Pillow: Wait, are you crying? You're getting all teary-eyed on me!
Me:- nothing
Pillow:- C'mon don't worry I won't tell anyone you're a secret crier...
Me: No, I'm not crying... (sniffles)
Pillow: I know you well! You're having flashbacks, aren't you? You can't share your feelings with anyone, so you're taking it out on me...
Me: How do you know everything?! Are you secretly a therapist...or a magician?
Pillow: Girl! I have seen you in both your ups and downs..i have seen you crying and put the corner of me in ur mouth so that no body finds out... I have seen you to hug me when u feel excited...and punch me like a punching bag when u feel angry.. I'm here seeing your every sleepless nights....and I still manage to stay fluffy!!
Mr: **hugging the pillow tightly** You're the only one who truly understands me... Others just judge me. You're my pillow-fort confidant!
Pillow: Aww, I'll always be here for you! But please, for the love of all things fluffy, stop making me wet! My cotton filling is itching like crazy! I'm starting to feel like a damp sock..
Side pillow: Ow! Now I'm feeling wet too! Did you pee on me?! You dumb girl...
Pillow:- it's not pee it's just she's thinking about her crush!!
Side pillow:- So wha..... Wait wtfffff!!!! Ewwwwww
Me: Pillow you shatapppp...
Side pillow:- nooo use that dumb pillow of ur head why meeee!!
Me:- no that dumbass is emotional too...
Pillow: Hey, watch it! I'm not that emotional...okay, maybe I am. But hey, at least I'm not a side pillow...those guys are always getting squished!
Side pillow:- Fuck youuuuuuu
Pillow:- Don't worry she'll fuck you just let her imagine a bit
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