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"How to make a boyfriend" tutorial.(⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

Daizy said:
Welcome, ladies! If your current love life is a mix of ghosting and 'talking' to your plants, you’ve come to the right place. And to the gentlemen who have curiously wandered in—pull up a chair! You’re essentially the 'test subjects' for today’s experiment, so feel free to take notes on what not to do.

Today, we’re retiring the 'single and ready to mingle' lifestyle (because let's be real, mingling is exhausting) and opening the Boyfriend Assembly Line. We’re talking about a step-by-step DIY guide to constructing a partner who actually replies to texts and doesn't think 'chilling' is a valid date night. Grab a snack, leave your standards high, and let’s see if we can manifest something better than a 'Good Morning' text from a guy with a kitty cat in his profile picture!"



So for today I'm ur one & only guide, who's gonna show you the easiest way to make a Bf. Yes, a DIY tutorial (don't mind if your guide is single herself hehe . Coach never plays yk ).

So without wasting anymore time let's get started ~

Step one: Ask him if he eats breakfast or not.

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If he says no then gurllll that's a big deal.....if he says "yeah coffee" then my dear you're his second priority dw:) but but but......if he says yes..aghh then what else are you thinking??? He's Approved (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
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Step two: check if he's human or not :)

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if it's a yes..... then congrats you've successfully sacrificed ur heart on a Bot-_-........... But if he says yes thennnn
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Now let's move on to the next step.


Step three: Check his intelligence.
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If he answers it correctly then it's a cherry on top kinda moment hehe (shhh don't tell anyone that your guide is secretly into nerdy man: )
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Step four: Now finally ask him the ultimate strength question.
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If he's strong enough then congrats babygirl now you've the access to ur personal bodyguard aka your lovely Boyfi
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Step Five : THE PROPOSAL.
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If he says no!!! Then dw kiss him nd claim him as yours*wink* but if he peacefully agrees THEN THANK ME YOU GURL then you can move on to ur lovey dovey dating era.
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So so so...... Finally we've came to the end of this tutorial. Hope you guys love my explanation. If you find it helpful then don't be shy nd send me lots of gifts in this Christmas:) I won't mind at all hehe.(If you guys want "how to make him regret" tutorial do let me know)
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Nice guide lmao . Waiting for the gf guide as well :Cwl:. Also what if for first one answer is no.
 
Daizy said:
Welcome, ladies! If your current love life is a mix of ghosting and 'talking' to your plants, you’ve come to the right place. And to the gentlemen who have curiously wandered in—pull up a chair! You’re essentially the 'test subjects' for today’s experiment, so feel free to take notes on what not to do.

Today, we’re retiring the 'single and ready to mingle' lifestyle (because let's be real, mingling is exhausting) and opening the Boyfriend Assembly Line. We’re talking about a step-by-step DIY guide to constructing a partner who actually replies to texts and doesn't think 'chilling' is a valid date night. Grab a snack, leave your standards high, and let’s see if we can manifest something better than a 'Good Morning' text from a guy with a kitty cat in his profile picture!"



So for today I'm ur one & only guide, who's gonna show you the easiest way to make a Bf. Yes, a DIY tutorial (don't mind if your guide is single herself hehe . Coach never plays yk ).

So without wasting anymore time let's get started ~

Step one: Ask him if he eats breakfast or not.

View attachment 393957
If he says no then gurllll that's a big deal.....if he says "yeah coffee" then my dear you're his second priority dw:) but but but......if he says yes..aghh then what else are you thinking??? He's Approved (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
View attachment 393960

Step two: check if he's human or not :)

View attachment 393961
if it's a yes..... then congrats you've successfully sacrificed ur heart on a Bot-_-........... But if he says yes thennnn
View attachment 393962
Now let's move on to the next step.


Step three: Check his intelligence.
View attachment 393963
If he answers it correctly then it's a cherry on top kinda moment hehe (shhh don't tell anyone that your guide is secretly into nerdy man: )
View attachment 393965

Step four: Now finally ask him the ultimate strength question.
View attachment 393966
If he's strong enough then congrats babygirl now you've the access to ur personal bodyguard aka your lovely Boyfi
View attachment 393968

Step Five : THE PROPOSAL.
View attachment 393969
If he says no!!! Then dw kiss him nd claim him as yours*wink* but if he peacefully agrees THEN THANK ME YOU GURL then you can move on to ur lovey dovey dating era.
View attachment 393970

So so so...... Finally we've came to the end of this tutorial. Hope you guys love my explanation. If you find it helpful then don't be shy nd send me lots of gifts in this Christmas:) I won't mind at all hehe.(If you guys want "how to make him regret" tutorial do let me know)
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This is a task harder than "Mission Impossible"!
Awesome Intelligence™​
 
Kratos Marc said:
Loved the tutorial

Hopefully in the next era, you all can just order customised boyfriends from Flipkart or Amazon with men mode permanently disabled.

As for us men, we’re chilling already… AI has started replacing women with she robots anyway at least they won’t ghost, overthink texts , or reply with “k”.

And finally… men, we can just power them off when life needs a little silence
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If our emotions seem lik a bug, then maybe it's ur user manual that needs to be updated ...and not the product replacement huh :mad:
 
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