Bolegi: “Tum mere liye perfect ho”
Agle din: “Let’s take a break!”
Matlab relationship bhi trial version tha kya?
Usne bola: “Main loyal hoon...”
Par status pe quote kis ka tha?
"Sometimes soulmates meet too late!
Bhai tu message kare:
“Online ho fir bhi reply nahi deti?”
Madam ka jawab:
“I’m not ignoring, I’m healing.”
Matlab – Scene chal raha kisi aur se, aur blame tere patience pe!
Mood off hone ki wajah:
(1) Tumhara reply late
(2) Bestie ne uski reel copy ki
(3) Hair flick sahi nahi aaya
Bhai duniya me itna pressure NASA pe bhi nahi hai!
Bolegi:
“Mujhe surprise pasand hai!”
Jab surprise diya toh:
“Itna cheap gift?”
Bhai surprise thaa, loan nahi approve karwaane gaya tha!
Insta pe likhegi bio mein:
“Heart made of Gold”
Aur tumhare Gold chain pe nazar!
Jab khud galti kare toh:
“I was emotional...”
Tu kare toh:
“You are toxic, manipulating and immature!”
Madam pyar mein nahi,
Tinder ke algorithm mein vishwas rakhti hai!
Loyalty maangti hai,
Par khud ke DM mein “Hi baby” se inbox bhara hai!
Agle din: “Let’s take a break!”
Matlab relationship bhi trial version tha kya?
Usne bola: “Main loyal hoon...”
Par status pe quote kis ka tha?
"Sometimes soulmates meet too late!
Bhai tu message kare:
“Online ho fir bhi reply nahi deti?”
Madam ka jawab:
“I’m not ignoring, I’m healing.”
Matlab – Scene chal raha kisi aur se, aur blame tere patience pe!
Mood off hone ki wajah:
(1) Tumhara reply late
(2) Bestie ne uski reel copy ki
(3) Hair flick sahi nahi aaya
Bhai duniya me itna pressure NASA pe bhi nahi hai!
Bolegi:
“Mujhe surprise pasand hai!”
Jab surprise diya toh:
“Itna cheap gift?”
Bhai surprise thaa, loan nahi approve karwaane gaya tha!
Insta pe likhegi bio mein:
“Heart made of Gold”
Aur tumhare Gold chain pe nazar!
Jab khud galti kare toh:
“I was emotional...”
Tu kare toh:
“You are toxic, manipulating and immature!”
Madam pyar mein nahi,
Tinder ke algorithm mein vishwas rakhti hai!
Loyalty maangti hai,
Par khud ke DM mein “Hi baby” se inbox bhara hai!
