Me:
"Wat you doin?"
Her:
" What's with the spelling and all. ..You don’t even speak or write properly."
Me:
"Ah........ a critique so vacuously pedantic it borders on performative scholasticism. Permit me to elucidate: my lexical economy, though antithetical to your prescriptive paradigms, is a conscious repudiation of syntactic elitism, not an index of intellectual insolvency...
Should your interpretive faculties be so hermetically sealed within the confines of antiquated grammatical orthodoxy that you conflate linguistic informality with cognitive deficiency, ,then I fear you’ve conflated decorum with depth...
Language, my dear interlocutor, is not a static relic but an evolving continuum,. a protean symphony of phonemes and semantics wielded by those unencumbered by pedantry. So I shall persist in articulating with calibrated chaos, unbothered by your fastidious fixation on orthographic purity...."
"Wat you doin?"
Her:
" What's with the spelling and all. ..You don’t even speak or write properly."
Me:
"Ah........ a critique so vacuously pedantic it borders on performative scholasticism. Permit me to elucidate: my lexical economy, though antithetical to your prescriptive paradigms, is a conscious repudiation of syntactic elitism, not an index of intellectual insolvency...
Should your interpretive faculties be so hermetically sealed within the confines of antiquated grammatical orthodoxy that you conflate linguistic informality with cognitive deficiency, ,then I fear you’ve conflated decorum with depth...
Language, my dear interlocutor, is not a static relic but an evolving continuum,. a protean symphony of phonemes and semantics wielded by those unencumbered by pedantry. So I shall persist in articulating with calibrated chaos, unbothered by your fastidious fixation on orthographic purity...."
