Happy Birthday, you semi-evolved gremlin!
Here’s to another year of trying to grow as a person — emotionally, spiritually, and maybe even in height (no promises though, gravity's not on your side anymore).
May you level up from chaos gremlin to functioning adult (or at least learn how to keep a plant alive). I hope your emotional maturity catches up to your meme game, and that your life becomes as put together as your Spotify playlists pretend it is. Stay weird, stay wild and hope you have a great day
Here’s to another year of trying to grow as a person — emotionally, spiritually, and maybe even in height (no promises though, gravity's not on your side anymore).
May you level up from chaos gremlin to functioning adult (or at least learn how to keep a plant alive). I hope your emotional maturity catches up to your meme game, and that your life becomes as put together as your Spotify playlists pretend it is. Stay weird, stay wild and hope you have a great day
