Dear Santa,
Here are my day 1 tasks
Task 1: Write a funny food receipe of my own creation
Introducing Midnight Temptation Curry
Ingredients:
Chicken pieces, mixed veggies, 1 peeled potato, crushed garlic, thin onion slices, coconut milk, chili powder, turmeric, cumin, salt, bread cubes, oil.
Method:
Heat oil slow and seductive.
Soften onions till golden and glossy.
Add garlic, chicken, potato, and spices—let the heat flirt hard.
Pour in coconut milk and veggies. Simmer till the chicken is tender and irresistible.
Toast bread cubes till hot and crunchy.
Serve hot. Eat slow. Fall a little in love
Task 2:
Invent a completely new super power and write about that
Superpower Name: “Full Tandoor Rizz Chakra”
What can I do:
I can enter any chat room, any DM, any comment section—and instantly activate maximum desi charm mode. Everyone receives a perfectly tailored dose of flirt, fun, drama, and Bollywood-level romance. No mind control. Only consensual, catastrophic charisma.
Task 3: Describe my first date
Yes lots to write on that but privacy matters. Dated an online friend, went to cafe, ordered few drinks and snacks, had lots of discussions around chat rooms and lots of topics. Its a cool date.