And in that alternate universe, I’d be the apple, just so I could fall for you all over again, even if it meant hitting your head and changing the course of love, not science. Because with you, even gravity stands no chanceI could switch lives with anyone for a day, I’d be Newton sit under that tree, let the apple fall, and just go, ‘areyy yarrrrr that hurt,’ and move on. No gravity, no laws, no physics. I’d save generations of NEET students from trauma(NEET students 2025 batch wouldn’t be suffering today because of physics paper) Science books would just say: ‘Stuff falls. Deal with it.’"

